Once upon a time, Fae was away for sooooooo long that she irremediably lost the keys to her old account. She could never, ever, EVER retrieve them and cried a lot - just like a little Saavedro behind an ice shield...
Then she decided it sucked, and got up and made a new account.
Because she missed you all waaaay too much.
And then, she ate a tomato.